Howard Cosell
· sports
Round 1
Which limerick is better?
The Mellifluous Microphone
- Howard Cosell had a voice quite ornate,
- With eloquence matched by no sportscaster's mate,
- He'd describe every play
- In his singular way,
- Making football sound like Shakespeare's own fate.
VS
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The Mellifluous Broadcaster
- Howard Cosell spoke with such grand flair,
- His vocabulary filled up the air,
- He'd pontificate long,
- His delivery strong,
- But nobody knew what he'd swear.