Howard Cosell
· sports
Round 1
Which limerick is better?
The Mellifluous Microphone
- Howard Cosell had a voice quite ornate,
- With eloquence matched by no sportscaster's mate,
- He'd describe every play
- In his singular way,
- Making football sound like Shakespeare's own fate.
VS
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The Mellifluous Microphone
- Howard Cosell had a voice quite divine,
- With diction so flowery, perfectly fine,
- He'd describe every play,
- In his own grandiose way,
- But his toupee was harder to define.