Elon Musk · personalities
Round 1
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Which limerick is better?
The Rocket Man's Dream
  • There once was a man named Elon
  • Whose ambitions kept growing and swellin'
  • He'd tweet through the night
  • Making rockets take flight
  • Now Mars has a new real estate felon
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Rocket Man's Twitter Gambit
  • Elon Musk tweets at two in the morn
  • About rockets and cars being born
  • He'll buy then he'll sell
  • Whatever he'd yell
  • Now Twitter's just Elon's own porn

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