Donald Trump · personalities
Round 1
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Which limerick is better?
The Tower's Tale
  • A fellow who built a great tower
  • With lobbies that gleamed with great power
  • He'd tweet through the night
  • In ALL CAPS and bright
  • But his Wi-Fi bill gave him a sour
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The Tie's Tale
  • There once was a man with gold hair
  • Whose neckties were vastly more fair
  • They'd twist and they'd turn
  • With each sharp concern
  • But his words were what filled up the air

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