Howard Cosell · sports
Round 2
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Which limerick is better?
The Mellifluous Broadcaster
  • Howard Cosell spoke with such grand flair,
  • His vocabulary filled up the air,
  • He'd pontificate long,
  • His delivery strong,
  • But nobody knew what he'd swear.
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The Mellifluous Microphone
  • Howard Cosell had a voice quite immense,
  • Pronouncing each word with great eloquence,
  • He'd describe every play
  • In his own special way,
  • Making football sound like it made perfect sense.

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