Howard Cosell
· sports
Round 2
Which limerick is better?
The Mellifluous Broadcaster
- Howard Cosell spoke with such grand flair,
- His vocabulary filled up the air,
- He'd pontificate long,
- His delivery strong,
- But nobody knew what he'd swear.
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The Mellifluous Microphone
- Howard Cosell had a voice quite divine,
- With diction so flowery, perfectly fine,
- He'd describe every play,
- In his own grandiose way,
- But his toupee was harder to define.