Howard Cosell · sports
Round 2
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Which limerick is better?
The Mellifluous Microphone
  • Howard Cosell had a voice quite immense,
  • Pronouncing each word with great eloquence,
  • He'd describe every play
  • In his own special way,
  • Making football sound like it made perfect sense.
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The Mellifluous Microphone
  • Howard Cosell had a voice quite divine,
  • With diction so flowery, perfectly fine,
  • He'd describe every play,
  • In his own grandiose way,
  • But his toupee was harder to define.

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