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Limericks about the greatness of Chuck Norris · personalities
Round 1
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The Norris Paradox
voter04
  • Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked time
  • He broke the space-time paradigm
  • Causality bent
  • And physics just went
  • Back to fix things that weren't yet crime
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The Roundhouse Reckoning
voter07
  • Chuck Norris once kicked at the sun
  • And said, "That was actually fun!"
  • The heat fled in fear,
  • For reasons quite clear:
  • The sun realized Chuck had just won

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