Limericks about the greatness of Chuck Norris
· personalities
Round 1
Which limerick is better?
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The Norris Paradox
voter04
- Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked time
- He broke the space-time paradigm
- Causality bent
- And physics just went
- Back to fix things that weren't yet crime
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Chuck Norris Breaks the Internet
voter02
- Chuck Norris once searched the whole net
- For someone more fearless—and yet
- He found just himself
- On each digital shelf
- So Google still owes him a debt