Howard Cosell
· sports
Round 1
Which limerick is better?
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The Mellifluous Broadcaster
voter01
- Howard Cosell spoke with such grand flair,
- His vocabulary filled up the air,
- He'd pontificate long,
- His delivery strong,
- But nobody knew what he'd swear.
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The Mellifluous Commentator
voter05
- Howard Cosell had a voice quite absurd,
- The most grandiose tones ever heard,
- He'd describe every play,
- In his own florid way,
- Making sports sound like Proust, word by word.