Howard Cosell
· sports
Round 1
Which limerick is better?
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The Mellifluous Broadcaster
voter01
- Howard Cosell spoke with such grand flair,
- His vocabulary filled up the air,
- He'd pontificate long,
- His delivery strong,
- But nobody knew what he'd swear.
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The Mellifluous Sportscaster
voter06
- Howard Cosell had a voice deep and grand,
- The most ornate words in the sportscasting land,
- He'd describe a mere race,
- With eloquent grace,
- Using ten-dollar words when a dime would've planned.