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Howard Cosell · sports
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The Mellifluous Commentator
voter05
  • Howard Cosell had a voice quite absurd,
  • The most grandiose tones ever heard,
  • He'd describe every play,
  • In his own florid way,
  • Making sports sound like Proust, word by word.
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The Mellifluous Microphone
voter03
  • Howard Cosell had a voice quite divine,
  • With diction so flowery, perfectly fine,
  • He'd describe every play,
  • In his own grandiose way,
  • But his toupee was harder to define.

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